2011 Mitsubishi Lancer

Ladies and gentlemen, direct your attention to this sleek beauty.

It's a 2011 Mitsubishi Lancer SX CJ - a vehicle with so much charisma, it makes James Bond's Aston Martin blush. It's automatic, so no need to dust off your manual driving skills. And it drinks unleaded, making it as sober as a judge.

It comes with a 4-cylinder engine that purrs like a contented kitten. It's got 183,434 km on the clock, but don't let that fool you, it's got more life in it than a teenager at a rock concert. With an exterior as black as a moonless night, this 5-seater sedan is in excellent condition.

But wait, there's more! We offer finance to turn your dream of owning this black beauty into a reality. And for those 'just in case' moments, we also offer extended warranties. Want to give it a spin before you commit? No problem! We offer test drives - and we promise not to grab the wheel while you're on the highway.

Got an old car that's taking up space in your driveway? We accept trade-ins. So why not upgrade your ride and make your neighbours green with envy? We don't just sell cars, we provide joyrides. Come and see us at our dealership - it's like a theme park for adults. Only here, the rides are for sale.

So, gear up for the ride of your life with the 2011 Mitsubishi Lancer SX CJ. It's not just a car, it's a statement.