2015 Hilux SR

Ladies and gentlemen, for your motoring pleasure, may I present the 2015 Toyota HiLux 4x2 SR KUN16R!

This grey beauty isn't just any old pick-up; it's more like a Swiss army knife on wheels with its 4-cylinder diesel engine and manual transmission. It's done a few laps around the block with 189,000 kms on the ticker but hey, who's counting?

This sleek and stylish road warrior comes with a spacious interior that comfortably seats five. So whether you're hauling a boatload of lumber or a gaggle of kindergarteners, this HiLux has you covered. The condition? Excellent, of course. Just like my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe, they just don’t make them like this anymore.

And if you're thinking, "I don't know if I can afford such a magnificent beast," don't worry. We offer finance options that are as flexible as a gymnast at the Olympics. Plus, we throw in an extended warranty, because we believe in our vehicles as much as we believe in the tooth fairy (and trust us, we really believe in the tooth fairy).

Want to take it for a spin? We're more than happy to arrange a test drive. We promise not to make any "vroom vroom" noises while you're driving...well, at least not too loudly. Already got a ride? No problem! We love trade-ins almost as much as we love a good dad joke.

So come on down to our car dealership, the Car Sales Capital of the World, where we sell dreams on four wheels. This 2015 Toyota HiLux 4x2 SR KUN16R is waiting for you. It's more than just a car, it's a lifestyle. Hurry before it's gone – because just like my hair, it won't stick around forever!